10 Products For People Who Treat Their Pets Like Humans!

0:00 all right here we go zeus dope or nope he said no no what's up guys welcome to dope or note the channel where we rate products dope or nope or we've fallen puddles outside and to change our entire outfits before we come shoot did you do that yeah just me no no one knows that you fell in a bottle i was carrying zeus

0:25 and i was like i was like come on there's like rainy bars so i'm like going across the street and then i'm almost there like one more puddle i'm like okay i'm just gonna like lightly tiptoe my whole shoe was like oh yeah my whole like lower half just got like drenched so bummer by the way

0:38 guys we have a special guest today we have my little french bulldog zeus here but why because today we are checking out 10 products for people who treat their pets like humans we're gonna rate those puppies dope or nope depending on what factor michael nice pun based on if these products if they're actually

0:53 useful for your dogs it's a doe if they're just too extreme and they should stay for humans it's a no join us grab a friend share some laughs and let's get started just a precursor if you guys hear some like grunting or scuffling something oh yeah it's tanner's stomach it's not juice

1:08 all right so we've got a wicked bone interactive and automatic dog bone gaming toy for dogs and puppies keep your dog entertained all day what is an automatic dog bomb oh that that dog bones automatic it eats itself so i mean if you're super lazy and you don't want to play with your dogs this might be the

1:24 product for you i still don't know what this auto i don't know what it does what does it do does it like throw itself does it chew itself so these little side pieces right here as you can see are the wheels of the bone and then the wheels of the bone go round and round in my mouth and my mouth get it bone bone yeah

1:41 you like put a bow in your mouth in your mouth no in the dog's mouth you said in my mouth the dog's perspective dogs can't sing tanner he's going crazy so it's obviously app controlled in which you can have it roll forward turn around oh you could shake it uh it's got a oh front flip this might be kind of

1:56 cool actually yeah let's check out this video all work and no play leave your dog bored frustrated and anxious like kids your dog needs exercises and your company this is just staring at those dogs and exciting exercise that she needs just download the wikipod what a weird name cause this is just

2:15 straight up i can't die he keeps looking at me going all right so we got the gist of it let's go ahead and add it to the cart oh it's very blue and white i do not like the shape of this look zeus is into it oh he's into that zeus is into it dude september look at this zeus loves it dude some

2:39 tricks with it oh look zeus look at this there's a girl michael whoa he can't quite wrap his mouth around it can we get a mic on zeus dude he loves it look at him play i've never seen him move like that of course i've only seen him for 20 minutes oh he took it oh that's my foot should be like oh

2:56 oh no okay so what are the other moves you can do front flip this is like torturing me i need i need that do another trick whoa that dog is as tall as the table like imagine you imagine me trying to jump up on a wall just was like boom on something that i'm tall as me wow wow he definitely enjoyed it so i would

3:19 say for that it is a dope but what's kind of concerning is this part is right here in this little crack it is hard plastic that potentially could cut them if the whole thing was wrapped in like a full like rubber casing then i'd say it would be a dope i'm gonna say it's a note [Music]

3:40 he's like what the heck man verbo dog camera tree treat tossing full hd wi-fi pet camera oh this is so you get the sweet 360s or is it just to monitor your dog oh as seen on ellen you got to know what's good the generous ellen the generous generous yeah so mike here's my question

4:01 i'm gonna be real upset with ellen if we try this product out and it's bad it has 4 out of 5 stars let's watch this little video right here 2 500 reviews that a sheba what's it doing oh it's lonely wow this is the creepiest thing i've ever seen treats stop whiff that's good mark you know that he missed

4:26 it like hot comic relief he failed because he's a dog uh do you think zeus will be able to no i think so add to cart verbo do you like that name furbo i'm more of a furby guy that's that's what it reminded me of oh look there's a little frenchie on it that might be an english bulldog english bulldog what's

4:42 the difference one's english one's french yeah stop you telling me it barks in french okay so it's got a nice little wooden top i like that maybe i can use this for luna whenever she's doing good you know she goes you know when i'm like at the office she said at home she's still at

4:59 home with mom i'm like condition her to like dad equals sugar i love him yeah exactly so here's what we're gonna do i'm going to instigate a treat didn't get shot out the app is seriously bugging me so much like after it didn't send a treat it was like does your dog love verbo rate us i'm like no like just

5:18 let me do it and we get to watch him there's nothing on that one it's not sending it like it's not doing its one job here try putting him around here ready for this watch this deuce it launched like three out of five i mean you'd probably have to do it quite a while until they're like oh okay i

5:37 know a treat's coming yeah can you talk out of it though you are supposed to be able to i think right if you can talk out of it then it's a dope for me if you can't it's a nope hey zeus yes it can here's a little treat for you baby did you like that i think it's a dope i think it worked a

5:57 little slowly because of our conditions i'm gonna say dope it does work you just have to have a specific size treat the next product we have for you guys is a like to buy and for those of you who do not know what a like to buy is it is a product that is ridiculous it costs a lot of money it takes a lot of prep um

6:12 it's just something that's extremely out of the ordinary and it can embarrass us there's a lot of different scenarios for it and it's gonna be insane so today's like to buy is revolved all around a discount store and we're gonna be finding products on there and then comparing them to like target and other

6:25 stuff and seeing the cheap versus expensive versions of them so if you guys want to see us take a really cheap version of mathias and compare them to a really expensive version of it you can't buy that kind of video that's what you guys would be getting let's look at some of the products that we might see dude

6:38 would you rather under five dollars dude michael can we please do my okay if you guys want to see us do a lot of other products like this and compare them to the expensive crazy versions of them please like this video i'm going to say 150 000 times and it could be just one person liking 150 000 times or 150

6:57 people liking it a thousand times or you know that's a lot of accounts make sure you guys use the word down below if you guys want to see that and on to the next product all right so the next product is that fit bar 2 dog activity monitor black it's like a fitbit for dogs for dogs yeah look at track activity

7:15 levels quality of sleep distance traveled calories burned overall health amount of barks in this case does it count as growls yeah i'm just kidding it doesn't count it doesn't count the amount of barks oh it doesn't know so this is what the interface of it looks like you can see right there has its

7:30 health index it's calories it's mild calories walk it's sleep score you can even journal and document a fed buddy today at three so he wouldn't he won't need don wow i fed buddy today wow i fed buddy at three so he won't need dinner until i get back from the grocery store okay that's cool because here's the thing for

7:47 like people who like arrive at home asynchronously they'll be able to communicate to each other oh it's just for your family yeah i mean like if you're the one doing it you don't need to document it unless your dog maybe has an ailment i thought it was like how cute like no no yeah this might actually be useful

8:02 because my family is usually all on different schedules wavelengths and you feed them and then they won't tell you that they already ate and they'll just keep eating and then you're like crap we overfed them they had two dinners if you want an absolute unit like zeus you just don't use this because then everybody

8:14 feeds them and then it becomes this are you saying this dog's fat this dog can bench press you most likely all right so let's test this fitbit this fit bark fit bitty bark out the cart all right here we go zeus we a fit bark two dog activity monitor how interesting though would you like does anyone else

8:30 have dogs in this room i'm in vegas no dog okay so you're the only one that has a dog right i have a dog at home in vegas yeah okay walk your dog in an hour okay so when your son moves out and goes to new york does that get knocked out as your son my son would just feels like a sensitive subject i love max

8:46 my question i was getting to a point the point was are you gonna actually use this i think it's useful for the fact of like that journal to like log but you don't need that you could just use a notes app yeah i mean i could just use my group text that my family already had most humans won't even track their own

9:01 stuff so why would they track their pets i mean some people love their pets more than themselves yeah all right so i got it all set up here this is what the little device looks like um i mean just put it on a caller already for me and then i'll pay for the caller too you know what i'm saying he's just staring

9:16 at you in the ground i'm trying to do a review here buddy he literally is peering over the table at michael it looks like this as we can see here is the interface of this app so you can see right here wait what's this middle part that's how many calories he's burned oh your dog is a calorie goal so you can

9:33 set hourly goals tap on each hour to get more detailed information all right so there's different ones for playing you can see how long he played what his activity was like the levels of it and it'll show you all beneath on the bottom by day it's just not necessary to know all this information unless you're

9:47 training your dog's diabetic i was like you're training your diet your dog's diabetic yeah exactly or like or if your dog has some kind of sickness or if you're just like a health nerd and you're going to take it out on your poor dog lucy what do you think doper nope now you're quiet

10:04 all right so yeah so i'm gonna say based upon what your dog's needs may be like if they are sick or maybe you are like a super active runner and you take your dog with you maybe you can use that as guidelines so you don't overrun your dog if maybe that's even a thing let us know what you think in the comments down

10:16 below dope or no le pooch would you call me la pooch the notes of le pouch to evoke an ever since of high of a hike through the lake i was like wherever there wooded is on a cool crisp day the fresh and tangy scent of bermuda blended with the lively provincial mountain elves highlighted

10:42 100 tons in your body it's getting slightly more so it's a dog cologne dog clothes come on gonna make him smell like the wet wood just spritz and work through the coat with your hands or brush to keep the pooch smelling fresh between grooming i hate the phrase your pooch developed in the south of france you're

11:07 your pet by top perfumers chemists and elite pet industry professionals i'm a pet industry professional no i'm an elite professional i'm a rated i'm alpha that's what i call myself like i'm not just a youtuber i'm an elite youtuber wow they have so many so many who's in the market all right zeus let's get you

11:25 some cologne dude add the cart okay let's just first see before we put it on le pooch let's first see wow that's a lot wow that's a big bottle oh it looks like my dog urinated in the bottle but did he no oh i don't like it smells bad no wait before you before you know i'm going to

11:42 like it it smells like a urinal cake you're right how did you just say it i kind of would have liked it the other way it smells exactly like a urinal cake why do they call it urinal cake i don't know you eat it after it's done we're just putting the icing on that does not smell good i wouldn't put that on your

11:58 dog there's no way i'm putting that on my spray no no oh you spray [Applause] you i was like he goes like this he's spraying it doesn't work so he looks at it and sprays you don't want that zeus that man is that man is crazy has a hint of pepper in it oh i smell it i smell it [Music]

12:19 there is no cool way to run away i got a date brother oh my gosh she's gonna say i smell like a bathroom that's a no we have to literally take a break to air the room out that's a hard enough rosy life pet dog soft toothbrush dog tooth brush finger toothbrush pet toothbrush small large dogs

12:40 sort of like it should have been look at that cat just like so mad at the world this cat and this dog look like if romeo and juliet were to take pictures but their families were watching you know the past name is roseanne and the dog's name is eddie they're making all these pop culture references i have no

12:53 idea like roseanne eddie like romeo juliet what just names never heard of them me a literature enthusiast this just looks like maybe like a ticket booth picture as well you know you bring your girlfriend into like a ticket booth like let's take a sweet pick be afraid to make a move they're all double-sided

13:11 toothbrushes so i hate the idea of that unless they're not connected no you're supposed to clean both parts of the animal at the same time but i'm going to follow that up all right heart what we see whoa wait actually dog toothbrush no arm and hammer advanced care enzyme to be honest right off the

13:31 bat i'm going to say no to all this because you like your dog's bad breath wow dude so you don't clean your dog's teeth no we do but you can just buy them bones that will actually clean their teeth and it'll okay smart guy just because there's a better alternative doesn't mean this isn't useful just

13:43 because you want to be educated because you got a big brain they actually gave you these for when you have four kids all the same inch all right let's go boys i think these are cool do we want to try this on them do the rubber ones not the bristles yeah you can do these tanner you know tanner you do you have it's

14:00 your father come on come on zeus gonna brush zeus's mouth all right come here don't worry that's not growling open up there we go hey he likes it it doesn't grip his teeth enough is he just biting here is he are you even brushing teeth i think i am open up those lights he's not fighting he's not fighting it

14:15 it's pretty cheap i'm not going to try the toothpaste because i just think that's silly right now actually i'll take back my initial opinion and i'll say maybe this is useful because some dogs really have like ranked breasts like maybe you do need to scrub down but maybe they have

14:29 rank breath because of what they're feeding it that's a possibility too i gotta fix it here no dope or no he said no i think he said no this is a no from zeus it's a note from me as well he's lit alright that confirms it this is a nope all right guys we have something exciting coming up we are going to be

14:52 making an episode that is fully based and that revolves around you guys we want you guys to help submit products to our twitter at high five doper note using the hashtag dope fan products the goal is to gather as many products as we possibly can and then put those into a pull system where you guys can vote on

15:08 the top picks that we thought were the most cringiest the most weirdest or the coolest and let you guys actually vote and take control of the entire video of possible dares you want us to do with the products or maybe some tests be on the lookout we will be tweeting more about this on our twitter again that is

15:21 high five dope or nope you can also find it in the description down below back on the good old amazon with an enchanted home pet brown brisbane tuft brisbane bet can we just look at how boss this dog looks right yeah dude looks like it belongs from the mob before zeus was in our lives we used to

15:37 have a dog like this his name was simba and he bit everyone our friend michael one time came over to play so he saw him come and he ran after him and then our friend turned around and he legit jumped up and bit him right on like the crotch of his pants and the dog was just like hanging on to his pants it was wild he's

15:55 okay though he has two beautiful kids the dog our friend he survived the traumatic event i wouldn't have i would have just quit i'd have been like this is it like i'm gonna eat me finish the job all right so it's pretty much a couch for dogs to make to pimp out your dog let's buy it for zeus

16:10 add a cart yo this is actually pretty boss it's got a little backpack oh yeah you could store some uh treats yeah treats or is like his toys right here seems pretty comfy we can make it a little bit more home put his little frenchie blanket in it lay down there little boo little blue buddy come on is

16:25 this comfortable buddy little butler boy hey little boy all right he's sitting in it i feel like although with products like this it kind of just takes a minute for a dog to like identify with it and like know that that's place to go sneezed at me although it is like this leather material which that's pleather

16:39 yeah that can be scratchable your dog has got some nails you know oh it can't get ripped up yeah this could get ripped up okay lay down lay down i want to see you lay down have you noticed zeus does not like laying down he stands on you he's like he stood on tanner the entire time yeah he didn't want to lie down i

16:53 feel like unless you're like a family member he'll legit just like he'll like lay on his back and he'll just like sprawl out on him yeah this is cool he's doing this looks like he doesn't like being up here up here but what if you put it right here there you go now see he's like he's

17:07 not into it he just wants to be by papa okay come on no over here he even looked already i was like the betrayal i'm gonna say it could be a dope just give your dog some time to get used to it oh my gosh look how happy she is to have all of her hat oh they're not happy that dog is fake oh that's a fake

17:25 dog well there's no way they could fit this on a real dog yeah they could that's the size of a real dog what's the matter with you no i'm just saying like the real dog wouldn't let them put them on dude callie joey's dog has no problem wearing things wow wait okay hold up all these different ones but they're the

17:38 same it's not even a real dog dog looks like it's about to get hit by a car that was zeus's face when i filmed the puddle this morning just like whoa he is happy no he's not he's dead on the inside why is his smile so bad i feel bad no it's not bad it's just unique you're doing great dude look show off

17:58 that ankle dude that's what i'm talking about add to cart we got the dad and we got the hashtag follow me i don't know what is that hashtag follow me they're like oh this is gonna work great if we just name our company follow me everyone's gonna follow me okay michael with the socks with the socks brother oh

18:16 no this is not going to work this is too small for him too small for the little doggie oh watch out watch out i gotcha oh oh oh nice dude oh he wants his harness back i've never seen a dog their hardest it was probably comfort okay come here buddy we can put it back on you whoa look at this you got

18:31 it worked okay are you gonna match your uh your little child here yeah here you go okay hey how did michael get more beautiful let's continue the show michael it's your turn to review no well what the heck it's your job michael what do you think about this one how many likes michael

18:50 200 000 for what he said for a picnic with everybody yeah i think so too i love you michael come on over here have you played today you love you he said no he loves the nuzzles dude you're the best girl that i've ever had dude this all was a lot weirder if i were to

19:16 keep calling him michael just nibbled on my ear robert can you please give me a cut where he goes michael michael and then he's just kissing him and making out how did michael get more beautiful how many likes michael i love you michael where's the top oh you don't have a shirt no this is it you look comfy

19:33 though dude it's raining outside perfect this is squad goals talk about instagram i guarantee you if you go follow michael on instagram i guarantee he's going to picture it i've been both a show i'm gonna say this is dope low-key i would take some christmas card pics like this that's a joke pooch selfie stop

19:49 calling them pooches please the original dog selfie stick as seen on tv ever seen on tv is the plural form of pooch peach you tell me peaches so we got the pooch selfie sorry don't know why i said that again uh it's pretty much just the tennis ball attack play the video oh okay play the

20:10 video play the video oh where are you gonna be where fun easy to use i mean this might actually work to be honest yes dogs are pretty gullible they are known for that let's buy it and test it out brother add two cards [Laughter] [Applause]

20:43 zeus already a major league fan of this ball yeah why do dogs like balls i don't know man that's a great question how much he wants it it easily hey did you know it easily clips on smartphone devices like iphone x's and stuff he's like shut up and open the ball look how into it he is this is totally gonna work

20:59 looks like a ball that like rules the ball kingdom dude oh he was into that like how do i get to the ball he wants it so bad all right put it he's somewhere on the table you can't help it just get the selfie brother i can't he keeps looking away it's working dude this is what you're

21:18 going to get for your selfie on your insta you want to use it on your phone get that sweet self i need to get out of this just tanner's legs dude he was into that dude he's really tearing that thing up oh he took a big bite of that dude that's a dope easy dope it was a doe for show easy dog in a

21:41 previous video titled 10 of the most useless products we found online we introduced a like to buy for you guys which was a pet stroller well actually it's a multifunctional pet carousel it's a pet carrier it's a backpack it's a car seat and it's a stroller with wheels for dogs and or cats all in one wow wow i

21:58 love dogs and cats personally this is extreme it looks like a shopping cart low-key maybe this is how i take zoos back home yeah you know didn't we see that one time where we were like kind of making fun of the dog that was in a seat belt but then we were like wait a second isn't that actually safe yeah it's

22:14 actually like smart like they should be somewhat secure not just like walking around while you're driving yeah exactly why stroller around your dog though why not just let it walk some dogs can't walk long distances though like some dogs like legit get like are you laughing at he's literally talking he's

22:28 like hey i'm trying to say real words but sometimes it's difficult honestly i can't tell the difference between you two sometimes sometimes if you just leave him alone and he cries he just sounds like an alien like what he's like all right so we got a stroller here we're going to take walk for a little

22:47 we're taking a walk for little zeus take a little zeus for a walk and the car is does he like that or what he goes let's investigate that thing all right zeus oh this is kind of a small hole is he gonna wait hold up hold up put his little legs in here wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

23:02 wait this isn't secured struggling with dog there you go look at that there's no way it's just so bad for my poor dog yeah my dog's not getting in this he's like i'm not doing this you kidding me you're a clown he's like bro you already just stuck me in a cape you're gonna throw me in this as well

23:17 like your dog no way he's gonna become that must be for tiny dogs it's probably for like a little like pomeranian yeah like a little chicken i mean it does its function it just doesn't fit my dog or does your dog not fit this brother my dog is perfect i'm gonna say it's a nope shout out to the

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